shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.

Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.

by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

Sharknado

The scariest effen weather phenomenon going.

Forecasts are calling for a Sharknado in LA this weekend.

by dogfish5687 August 26, 2013

New Sharlston

New Sharlston, ex mining village built solely for the purpose of housing hard working miners. Since the mine closed in 1995 theres has been only one job opportunity in New Sharlston. A village of 200 people with one person employed as a taxi driver. The children of the old miners are now adults who have never worked, they spend their days routing for coal in the old pit stakes, stealing alloy wheels, burning tyres, walking lurchers and drinking cider. The place reakes of rubber and shit. They all claim benefits due to the lack of employment in the village. All are related, recognised by orange hair. It's not a pleasant place, I don't recommend visiting on Mondays as strangers are often roasted on bbqs. I recommend visiting on Tuesday if you have to, when they get benefits get paid you are less likely to be eaten.

I live in New Sharlston it's a village

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

sharknado

Something that prevents a really good event from being successful
or
an alternative, really crap, event that people choose in preference to what you've organised.

(derived from the strange success of the 'b' movie Sharknado).

My party was hit by a sharknado as only a few people showed up.

I don't understand why no one is here, there must be a sharknado going on.

by hightime August 26, 2013

The Sharknado

Taking toy sharks, shoving them in your girl's pussy and fucking her in a circular motion.

Did you hear Mo screaming from the Sharknado yesterday?

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Sharknado

(shark.nay.doe) noun.

1. A tornado that dooms large metropolitan areas with dumping thousands of ravenous sharks ready to eat people's appendages off. No one is safe from the sharknado's destructive path of multiple vortexes and the only hope for survival is Ian Ziering (from the original 90210) and a washed up Tara Reid, oh and a bad ass bikini barista who also seems to be an expert marksman.

2. When many events happen all at the same time, making someone's life or a situation overwhelming. This comes from the SyFy original movie "Sharknado" where a storm of multiple tornadoes hit LA full of ravenous sharks.

Example 1: If you are trapped in a school bus flooded with water and sharks waiting to make you Purina Shark Chow, just know a sharknado is on it's way. Don't worry, Tara Reid will save the day.

Example 2: Jan: Fuck dude, I've had a totally shitty day today. First my car broke down which made me late for my meeting and which made my boss rip me a new one and I got mud on my new Prada shoes.

Jack: Sounds like you had a sharknado of a day.

by Momo18 September 3, 2013

shartnado

A violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes poop particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.

Despite Consuela's best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was Matthew's shartnado.

by GBone September 3, 2013