sharlton 

A large moody mammal who loves food. Usually caught up in his own world, he does not really like many people. Scared to listen to his inner voice, a Sharlton will always put forth a false emotion to let anyone know how he truly feels. On the positive side he is a lot of fun to be with.

"Woah, what's with you today, why are you being such a Sharlton?"

sharlton by thatisdead August 30, 2014

Sharlston

Ex mining village until recently was cut off, due to no bus service. Most people are related to each other. They have a fish shop, shop, pubs, doctors, park, postoffice which only opens when no one’s looking.

There is community centre locals are discouraged from using in case they pinch tea bags or do not wash up. Most children are 19th generation Sharlston, whether things will change now they have a bus, only time will tell. Those that brave the Wakefield bus complain it’s a perilous journey. Once some took the Castleford bus and never returned. The bus company is relentless, replacing the bus stops which locals remove.
The shop sells energy drinks and lager so covers the whole days hydration.

At tea time locals meet at the park for chips. There’s a group trying get the park classified as a nature reserve, many rats regularly feast on the locals left overs. It’s the only animal that survives in Sharlston, people feel it should be protected they have heard Europe will give a grant towards the nature reserve. The water supply was cut off many years ago, no one ever noticed until someone tried to set up a car wash in 2015. The guy was part of the team that set off on the Castleford bus. As he never returned his complaint wasnt followed up.
Occasionally outsiders move to Sharlston, they stand out like sore thumbs, they have straight teeth and their eyes move in unison.

I live in Sharlston, its a village.

Sharlston by bootcutter67 February 10, 2019

Al Sharpton 

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

Al Sharpton by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Al Sharpton's Disorder 

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

Al Sharpton's Disorder by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Sharlon 

fun and hilarious sweethearted

sharlon always the life of the party

Sharlon by thatgs June 16, 2018

Al Sharpton 

A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.

According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.

Al Sharpton by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007