Jacob: hey did you hear Barry banged Jessica while she was one her period
Allen: yea Barry is a total shark
Allen: yea Barry is a total shark
by Anonymoose 123 May 13, 2022
Someone who, when a new release hits the market (especially a limited release), buys two or more of the same product only to keep one for him/her self and sell the rest on eBay or Amazon for double, triple, or, in extreme instances, quadruple the original price.
"Hey did you cop the Supreme emperor bomber jacket that released last night? Only $260!"
"Nah, they sold out already and it's been less than 24 hours. Now I'll have to get it off eBay for at least $600. Fuck these sharks man!"
"Nah, they sold out already and it's been less than 24 hours. Now I'll have to get it off eBay for at least $600. Fuck these sharks man!"
by vustin March 19, 2015
(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
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by Logic-Buster October 29, 2020
VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.
No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?
by schroedersoul May 06, 2009