Shark

A man who is attracted to woman on their period

Jacob: hey did you hear Barry banged Jessica while she was one her period

Allen: yea Barry is a total shark

by Anonymoose 123 May 12, 2022

Shark

Someone who, when a new release hits the market (especially a limited release), buys two or more of the same product only to keep one for him/her self and sell the rest on eBay or Amazon for double, triple, or, in extreme instances, quadruple the original price.

"Hey did you cop the Supreme emperor bomber jacket that released last night? Only $260!"
"Nah, they sold out already and it's been less than 24 hours. Now I'll have to get it off eBay for at least $600. Fuck these sharks man!"

by vustin March 19, 2015

Shark

(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.

Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."

Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"

Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"

by timmy_222 August 24, 2009

Shark

And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.

*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*

by MexG November 24, 2004

Shark

An expensive and relatively fast whip

“Y’all see that shark dippin’ from 5-0 down 8th?”

by Extra Large Fries June 10, 2019

Shark

You looked this up after seeing the definition of "Urban dictionary" did you? 😏

A shark is a fucking fish idiot

by Logic-Buster October 29, 2020

Shark

VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.

No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?

by schroedersoul May 5, 2009