Sharetard

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.

Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"

by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010

shardalard

One who smokes meth to the point of retardation.

Audrey is such a shardalard!

by Sir Spotes Alot October 19, 2007

Sharewarding

(v). A portmanteau of "sharing" and "forwarding" used to describe the sharing of a video, link, image etc. on Facebook which you shamelessly stole from a friend.

One of my friends is such a suck-up, he keeps liking and sharewarding every link his boss puts up.

by Amaatya_Raakshas March 2, 2011

Shardmander

A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander

Today in social studies I had a total Shardmander and it hurt like hell.

by That_-One_-Guy December 2, 2015

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

Shadardle

Like shart, but chunky.

Ben “shadardled” when he meant to fart.

by NuggetsforLife July 5, 2022

shardbarking

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.

He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.

by Gee Girl June 3, 2016