Shants

shants - those pants that have the zippers that turn them into shorts.

my, those are nice shants you have there.

by dudebrodd September 21, 2003

Shants

When bottom of pants are obviously too short, and often you see hairy leg hair or tube socks sticking out
shants are even more evident when sitting
This is a huge turnoff and usually results in sexual leperness.

-John is usually so hot, even though is hair and everything is perfect, something's off
- Oh wow, i know... i think it must be the shants. it's kind of a subliminal turnoff

by ieatbabiesandpoopthemout April 12, 2010

Shants

Garments that go on someone slower half. cross between shorts and pants, so you never really know what it is, usually worn by fat people

Fat guy 1: Dude check out the new Shants I got!
Fat Guy2: Those are some rank Shants!

by Yeahyeah! January 21, 2012

Shants

Pants you wear when you think you might shart. (Shart) to fart and accidently poop.

OHH man i got the runs i'd better wear my shants today incase I shart.

by Bob Lahbla January 7, 2013

Shants

Loose fitting pair of mens clothing that is too long to be definitionally considered shorts and to short to be definitionally considered pants.

Women wear capri pants. Men wear shants.

Can also be used in phrases like, "I have a shantload of homework," or "We laughed our shants off."

by Sir Shants Alot April 21, 2010

Shants

A pair of shorts worn over sweatpants(think rocky balboa). Athough Shants were a popular choice among the fitness obsessed of the late seventees and early eightees, the undying gem of a fashion craze can more than likely be seen amoungst nyc hipsters.

That dude looks mad tight in those shants!-or-Sqeeze those glutes Tommy! Put those Shants to work!

by MandyRons November 25, 2004

Shants

Shants are the emo version of pants. They are to short to be considered pants and to long be considered shorts, thus recieving the name shants. They are usually worn by emo kids during the winter months because their emo cult doesn't allow them to wear regular pants.

Oh man it's January and negative ten outside, I better wear some shants because im so cool I don't have to wear regular pants to stay warm.

by Eock February 4, 2007