Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Shanthi

She may seem nice and/or awkward when you first meet her, but once you get to know her, she is really nice and funny. She has a certain spunk to her and is really sarcastic and sometimes energetic. Although she may seem like an extrovert at times, she really is an introvert. She enjoys talking to others and branching out, but also values her alone time and likes to keep to herself once in a while to recharge. She is very paranoid and worries what others think of her, but is quite confident in herself. She likes to interact with people once in a while, but is also very reserved and quiet when she likes to be. She is more of a watcher and not really a speaker, but she loves to participate in public speaking events. She doesn't attract very much attention, but does have quite a few friends. People will see her around and will smile or wave, and sometimes talk, but there are not very many she can trust. If one does earn her trust, they are very important to her and she is very close to them. She is nice and wouldn't do anything to hurt someone's feelings intentionally. But she is tough and will get back at you if you were to hurt her or her friends in a manor that is uncalled for and rude. She is very confident and loves to lead groups. She is a natural born leader, and she owns it!

"Wow, that girl really is a Shanthi. She has so much confidence, but she is very humble at the same time."
"Right. I can already tell she's going to be successful."

by pxraltiago November 15, 2018

Shanahanigans

It's similar to the word "shenanigans," but specifically meant for Coach Mike Shanahan.

1. It refers to the questionable or silly coaching decisions made by Mike Shanahan that negatively impact fantasy football owners who start NFL players that are coached by Mike.

2. It can additionally be used to describe the questionable or silly coaching decisions that negatively impact the NFL team in which Mike Shanahan coaches.

With less than two minutes to go the Redskins are down six points. Coach Shanahan decides to bench his starting quarterback Donovan McNabb, for whom he traded, in exchange for the back up quarterback who hasn't played in two years or normally practices with the Redskins' starting lineup.

This is Shanahanigans!

(This actually occurred in the 2010 Week 8 Redskins v Lions game on 10/31/2010)

by Moose720 November 22, 2010

Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

by Bob September 22, 2004

shantiniece

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself

The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer

by Shantiniece steal my name UDie May 28, 2019

shantanique

A georgous stunning free beautiful queen . A woman who loves to love and be loved but usually gets feels frightened to love and love again . This woman woman will give you everything within herself to fill a void in another without question .She is simply amazing at crafts ,nuturing, and keeping her faith strong . She gives life !

Shantanique, loves me .

by Rlcsdmilye April 21, 2018

Shanting

To 'ave one ell of a pissup.

Me and Mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage

by Mike Chapman - Solid Snake June 26, 2008