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shaleishka

The most awesomest person in the world. Beautiful,kind,can be mean if she wants to. If they’re mad get out the way, has many friends, and gets annoyed pretty easily but loveable
Shaleishka is a conbination of Puerto Rican names.
by The One And Probably Only December 9, 2017
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jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
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jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
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Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.
Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
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Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.
by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011
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Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos
by nathan May 13, 2005
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stalefish

It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
by A Tiggles December 19, 2008
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