Shamble

Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)

Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)

by iKrazy January 15, 2009

Shamble

A group of zombies traveling together usually in a particular direction. For geese there are gaggles, for cows there are herds, for Zombies there are Shambles.

Oh my god, we need to move now! There's a Shamble headed this way!

by JennBren April 24, 2019

shamble

Express exasperation with yourself or your own conversation topic or story

Let's shamble on. I'm bored of my own story.

by samuryon May 17, 2021

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Shamble Dick

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.

Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)

by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006

ragtag shamble blumble bluster

A person in Rag's such as a bum or hobo that walks with a shuffle or unnerving walk that talks to himself or other inanimate objects, he says them in a very obnoxious manner and acts as if anyone/everyone is out to get him!

Man BGR your such a ragtag shamble blumble bluster""

by Stigz May 27, 2005

Urban Shamble

Verb: To Urban Ramble whilst hungover.

See Also: Urban Ramble

I hate sambuca, I feel like absolute poo. Should we go for an Urban Shamble? There's a nice fountain I want to look at and say 'They should have that in Scunthorpe'.

by Co-Founder #SundayLunchClub February 18, 2011