Shamwow

a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.

(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)

sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!

by JokaSkullz August 31, 2008

shamwow shot

When someone soaks up spilled beer with a napkin and proceeds to ring it out into their mouth, similar to a shamwow. It is often performed by two parties - one is the ringer and the other is the drinker.

Note: this is a variation of the popular solution to spilled beer: "zamboni"

Ross spilled his beer so I soaked it up w/ a napkin and gave him a shamwow shot. Everyone was disgusted and impressed at the same time.

by Siegs June 9, 2009

Shamwow

The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)

yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.

by Secretsandwich March 12, 2009

Shamwow'd

Someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner.

You've just been shamwow'd.

by 1001010010101 February 11, 2009

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

by c0llister May 2, 2009

shamwow a hoe

to beat a bitch that bit you

this bitch bit me im gonna "shamwow a hoe"

by toofresh425 April 6, 2009

Shamwow

When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.

The male equivalent of anti-viagra

Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....

by Piece Of Work February 27, 2010