When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....
by Piece Of Work February 28, 2010
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
by sfx-ladyj December 18, 2009
by MeNoYou June 01, 2010
1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
The act of getting ripped off.
by Hibbster July 29, 2011
Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!
by Darius_09 August 29, 2009