by ghetto12li January 30, 2004

Noun - North Irish slang for a wannabe boy racin, car moddin' Ballymoney sham sir.
Verb. To Sham
Goin cruisin up Portstewart Promenade on a Sunday night shootin stupid water guns, beepin horns and unnecesary wheel spinning.
Verb. To Sham
Goin cruisin up Portstewart Promenade on a Sunday night shootin stupid water guns, beepin horns and unnecesary wheel spinning.
by RickyPortstewart September 04, 2009

A person that is 6 foot 5 and 350 pounds. He has many hobbies. Not good hobbies though. His favorite activity is driving his car around with his captured girls in the back seat asleep. Sometimes on Xbox you can hear them scream.
He says he is a homophobe but he secretly wants to suckle on a lot of gay nibbas toes. He really wants to lick James Charles dirty ass toes most of all.
Another hobby he has is to read weird porno fictions, he made me read an incest one and I didn’t enjoy it.
Finally he hates Jews, loves his sister, rhombus, and his brother ,chair, and his mom. To sum it all up, sham, you are an interesting specimen.
He says he is a homophobe but he secretly wants to suckle on a lot of gay nibbas toes. He really wants to lick James Charles dirty ass toes most of all.
Another hobby he has is to read weird porno fictions, he made me read an incest one and I didn’t enjoy it.
Finally he hates Jews, loves his sister, rhombus, and his brother ,chair, and his mom. To sum it all up, sham, you are an interesting specimen.
by If you read this you are gay June 07, 2019

by Cinders17 April 12, 2011

The prince of all bad-ass, geniuses. Also referred to as the Boss.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
(John is walking down the street and a gang of hoodlums rush him)
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
(John is walking down the street and a gang of hoodlums rush him)
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
ohn says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
by Elise the red hairedbrownhater May 18, 2011

by Shaman420 April 20, 2013

sham 'ʃamɪ lɛgɪt
v. To twist, distort or crook the features, to make a wry face, to grimace.
Ulster Scots word used in towns such as Ballymoney, Coleraine and Portrush
v. To twist, distort or crook the features, to make a wry face, to grimace.
Ulster Scots word used in towns such as Ballymoney, Coleraine and Portrush
Here sham gee her the haund
by Bamster007 November 18, 2011
