shadowboxing

Coined by a couple of teenage girls from California, Shadowboxing is basically a much nicer word for dry humping.

Giggly Teenage Girl #1: So, did you guys have sex?
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: No, but we shadowboxed.
Giggly Teenage Girl #1: Bet that was fun.
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: It totally was. I accidently called him Jude, though.

by Natalie December 29, 2004

shadowbusting

When you bust a nut near someone, but run off before they can tell who did it, as if it was a shadow.

Bro, I was at this party and this guy kept shadowbusting, but he was caught after the third time!

by evan8tor May 15, 2022

shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack

Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation

by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024

Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.

**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."

by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026