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shaq by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008
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shaq
1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.
Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!
Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!
Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!
Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!
Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
shaq
an NBA player who came from LSU and is now playing for the Miami Heat. known for being the biggest, most overpaid and most cock-eyed dood in the world. also has a crappy line of shoes
Interviewer: how do you feel about the upcoming NBA season?
Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........
uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)
Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........
uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)
shaq by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
Shaq
A guy who used to play basketb... DUNK. That's all he ever did because he's like 20 feet tall. He also has GINORMOUS FEE he's on Gold Bond commercials and it's crazy!
Shaq by wad geese slaya December 14, 2015