shaq

One of the most dominate forces ever to play the NBA. Currrently plays with the mighty Phoenix Suns. Talk about him being shit with his 4 rings on and the fact he carried Miami and LA to 1 and 3 championships. (Miami did shit before he came along and BOOM chamionship)

Man Shaq dominated the paint today!

I dare you to say shaq shit to his 7"2 325lbs body.

by Stat4MVP February 19, 2008

shaq

The act of fucking your girl by force even if she doesnt feel like fucking you.

Melissa, you better give it up, or Ima have to shaq you.

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

shaq

"Lord Of Darkness" Shaq is a pimpin,big ol black guy in the NBA.He Owns Because you are powerless if he starts to punk you with no weapons!Over all Shaq pwnzers all!

"dude,shaq just own that guy pretty badly!"

"Kobe dosent stand a chance against shaq!!!"

by Soto301 October 02, 2007

shaq

1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.

Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!

Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!

Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!

by fuck you April 24, 2005

shaq

an NBA player who came from LSU and is now playing for the Miami Heat. known for being the biggest, most overpaid and most cock-eyed dood in the world. also has a crappy line of shoes

Interviewer: how do you feel about the upcoming NBA season?

Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........

uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)

by tha truth teller October 03, 2006

Shaq

A guy who used to play basketb... DUNK. That's all he ever did because he's like 20 feet tall. He also has GINORMOUS FEE he's on Gold Bond commercials and it's crazy!

"Hey, have you seen Shaq's feet?"
"Yeah, they're HUGE!"

by wad geese slaya October 21, 2015

Shaq

Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.

Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.

by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien February 16, 2005