Smextastic

Fantastically smart and sexy

Synyster Gates is simply smextastic

Wow, you look smextastic today

How was your day?
Dude, totally smextastic

by thelunchlady09 April 28, 2009

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adj. to be fantastically sexy; instant orgasm

"OH MY GOD! Franz is so sextastic! I think I just creamed!"

by The Ashinator February 9, 2007

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sextastic

Something that pretains to have much sexyness and tasticness.

1.Chuck you are looking sextastic today.

by chuck June 21, 2003

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Sextastic

someone who is sexy and fantastic at the same time

Your sexy and fantastic..your sextastic!

by kittyness October 19, 2008

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A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

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