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shoulder-scrunchies

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Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
by QuacksO February 27, 2017
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noun, meaning half soft half hard munchies.

what you smunch on when you are stoned instead of munchies
man those smunchies kick'd ass last night.
by cory hall October 24, 2007
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Strunchies

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Feeling hungry because you're stressed. The Stress Munchies.
I've got a case of the strunchies from all this studying!
by jlearner33 April 20, 2010
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When you have to poop, but also have the munchies
Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.
by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014
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Scrunchies

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A accessory that is used for your hair or you can even use it on your wrist to match outfits. A thing a guy will wear on his wrist to show he is taken.
Did you see her scrunchies they are so cute”

“I got her scrunchie and I gave her my hoodie
by God101456 August 20, 2019
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