e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

sexburnation

The act of getting as much sex as you can before you go moths without it again (usually seen in long distance relationships)

Man I can't wait to see my girl gonna hit that til she leaves then its back to sexburnation for me

by lilspyder November 29, 2014

-sturbation

A suffix indicating that an awesome time was had. Popularized by SMBC comics.

"I just had a cock-sturbation!"

by DMeisterMan May 11, 2010

Sexturbating

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.

Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?

by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011

Sexturbating

Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.

Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating

by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014