Pro-stitute

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

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Sextitude

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it

"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"

by Thomas Scott Finlayson March 31, 2008

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sextiquette

reciprocation of a sexual favor that is equal to or greater in value than the service rendered to you

Part of speech- noun

closely related to the Golden Rule

Jon: So this girl only nut-tickled me when I totally deserved more after I fingerbanged the crap out of her to the point that my hand cramped up.

Drew: Whoa, poor sextiquette!!!

Jon: I know, right? I thought she might just want to skip and get to the deep penetration but that was a pipedream. I finally just rolled over and went to sleep.

by drew and jon February 13, 2009

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Stitute

A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.

Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.

by Stalemelon March 25, 2007

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