Sexpendous

A man that is over the top. The best in the area of Love Making.

My wife knows that I am a Sexpendous Fuck and begs everyday for me to go down on her.

by Mr. Erotic January 17, 2010

Sexponential

When a guy or girl is so hot that they go beyond the basic 1-10 hot scale and need an exponent next to the 10 to judge their attractiveness.

Guy 1: Damn that girl is fine.

Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

Sexonds

Sexy seconds

Joe: bro me and Lucy had 1000 sexonds!!
Lucy: I don’t exist I’m a figment of your imagination

by Monkey bot January 21, 2022

sexond

a unit of sex time, in seconds.
(i.e. how many seconds the sex takes)

dude man, i was with courtney last night, and i swear to god it lasted like 360 sexonds.

by boobiepants June 19, 2007

Sexond Date

1. a second date involving sex. 2. after a positive first date, the expectation that sex will happen on the second date.

1. "Dude, how was your second date?"

"No, my friend, it was a sexond date."

2. "How did your first date go last night?"

"Let's just say it was good enough to try for a sexond date..."

by MatheMatticus November 15, 2009