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Sexpeditiously

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.
by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011
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Sexodex

Derived from rolodex, it's a contact list of all of your usual and frequent sexual partners.
James was drunk and horny, so he started looking through his sexodex on his cell phone in hopes of finding a booty call.
by nickynax May 16, 2010
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Sexplode

1. To ejaculate with extreme force.
"Dude, I totally just sexploded all over your girlfriend's face."
by LukeLukeLuke July 21, 2008
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sexpottle

A sexpottle, much like a sexpot (a term from which the former's name is partly derived), is an attractive young woman. This is where the similarities end, unless you want to go into stupid details like "oh, they're both words". Controversy rages over both whether the word refers to a sexpot who is also a sexkettle or a sexpot who is also a chipotle, and abortion.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out the total foxpettle at 12 o'clock, dude!
Guy 2: The word's sexpottle, stooge. What the fuck, foxpetal? Okay, maybe a flower with petals that looked like a fox would be kind of--
Guy 1: No dude, foxpettle. Like ... pettle - P-E-T-T-L-E - a fox.
Guy 2: What the fuck is pettle?
Guy 1: Just fucking forget it, man. Okay the chick's hot is what I was saying..
Guy 2: That's a dude...
by cool_walking_ September 3, 2009
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sexplode

The excess of sexual intercourse causing a person to explode in a super-fiery orgasm rivaling the theoretical Big Bang in power.
He just sexploded one day after a moan of pleasure. Of course, he did have sex 999,999,999,999.99 times.
by d;flakjf December 28, 2005
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sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.
Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.
by flobblers November 17, 2009
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Sexodus

The predicament one find's oneself in when displaced from one's room because one's roommate is utilizing the afformentioned room for carnal pleasures, (sexiled) and must find a way to pass the time until the room becomes unused again.
I was nailing my girlfriend with the door locked and sexiled my roommate for the day. He spent his sexodus watching Tv in the lounge with our hallmates.
by forty5calalawson September 21, 2009
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