Sextosterone

A sex hormone rampant among males, giving them the primeval urge to plant their seed deep within a worthy female.

Jack's sextosterone raged within his bloodstream, as he tore off Jill's clothing and shagged her mercilessly.

by Testosterone Jack October 26, 2009

semesteral friends

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.

Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.

by friskycurtain January 17, 2009

Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.

You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.

by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.

yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.

by tragicomedy January 23, 2009

Safmaster

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"

by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

second semester

Pertaining to the high school students in their second semester of senior year, it is the act of doing poorly on one's assingment, paper, and or tests.

This does not just go for schoolwork, can be done in all facets of life also.

dude, I totally second semestered that test.

I didnt even read the book, I'm gonna second semester it

I just second semestered that red light

by High Times at New Trier High June 13, 2012