Sexlexia

Sexlexia:
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.

EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.

Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!

Dude1: "Hey did you see the ending of the Sox game?"

Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."

Dude1: "That sucks dude"

Dude2: "W/e"

Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"

by Migul Ivan August 26, 2008

sexlexia

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

by One Ton Angel March 28, 2003

sexlexia

craving sex toooo much could cause dick (if male) to turn spongey...if female will become loose

1). guy: i wanna have sex-girl: no you have sexlexia

2).i have sexlexia so much i have to master bate to keep it undercontrol all the time

by sexlexia-user July 05, 2006

Sexlexia

Stalling or otherwise compromised thought process or speech due to current sexual activity.

Was trying to talk on the phone and i start getting sexlexia from trying not to moan.

by ExodusMind March 08, 2018