by Mover December 3, 2004
Get the Sexlexia mug.Disease caused by being too sexy. Brought into the world by Jon Shields and fwuann. See dysexyammic.
by Boris Elsid July 31, 2003
Get the Sexlexia mug.Sexlexia:
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.
EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.
Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.
EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.
Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!
Dude1: "Hey did you see the ending of the Sox game?"
Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."
Dude1: "That sucks dude"
Dude2: "W/e"
Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"
Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."
Dude1: "That sucks dude"
Dude2: "W/e"
Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"
by Migul Ivan October 16, 2008
Get the Sexlexia mug.by ExodusMind March 9, 2018
Get the Sexlexia mug.able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.
David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.
by David Coberly November 28, 2005
Get the Sexlexic mug.n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
by sexlexic June 27, 2007
Get the sexlexic mug.adj. A condition in which you confuse common words for sexual or perverted words. Can be used as a noun, i.e. sexlexia
John: "I had the weirdest dream last night."
Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."
John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."
Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."
John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."
by sexlexia101 August 30, 2009
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