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sexercise

To have very energetic sex, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.
Wow, my abs are feeling sore! Must have been all that sexercise last night.
by blankford November 14, 2007
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Sexcuse

An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.
the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."
by Dhabi February 5, 2007
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Sexercise Ball

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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sexercise

Hyper energetic and prolonged copulation that with repetition counts as a full cardio vascular workout regime leading to increased aerobic capacity and six pack abdomen which in turn leads to more workout opportunities.....
Yummy mummy's eschew gym membership in favour of sexercising their way to health.
"You're quite pretty love but that crop top is showing up your muffin rolls. How about I help you with a bit of sexercise to burn off some of that love flubber?"
by George "TSB" Clooney December 14, 2008
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sexercised

A state of being that a former lover takes on once you've had sex with someone new and are no longer pining over the previous relationship.
I had such a great time with Jim last night, I don't know what I was thinking being so upset about Phillippe dumping me like that... I think being with Jim finally sexercised Phillippe from my mind once and for all!
by snowscape September 26, 2011
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Sewercuse

Used to reference Syracuse, NY, by residents to infer disdain for their home town. Also used by outsiders to imply the C.H.U.D.-like mannerisms that the citizens therein manifest.
"Welcome to Sewercuse"

"I went to a show in Sewercuse the other day and got my ass west side storied."
by Thrashocalypse AD December 18, 2008
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sexercise

exercises done, mostly by young female college students, for what appears to be for the sole pupose of improving sexual prowess and tend to resemble the act of coitus. Most exercizes that work the inner thigh or buttocks can be considered sexercises.
Man #1: Dear god, what is she doing to that machine in the middle of the gym?
Man #2: Don't worry man, she is just doing her sexercises
Man #1: Oh....I got to get my girlfriend on that workout program
by johouse April 11, 2005
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