sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

Sexcessory

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

Sexcessful1

Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.

Sexcessful1 looking fine and making it happen.

by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

sexessary

A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.

Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)

This girl is so hot, its about to get sexessary.

by Truth is not an ideal, either September 22, 2011

Sexcessive

Pertaining to "sex" or "sexuality". An excessive amount of Sex. No one can go wrong with an excessive amount of sex, right? Right. In the biological world, sex is defined as "a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents."

Therefore, Jack keating is the coolest person on earth. Ever. End of story. Period. You love me. I kick ass.

Woah, dude. That's sexcessive!. Go get the crack pipe!

by Jackjakattack January 9, 2011

sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

by horde52 March 6, 2010