The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.
Hot chick: so what do you like to do?
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.
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The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
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2. Every man's dream. The one woman who will get a guy to settle down. Usually described as beautiful, sweet, caring, sexy, honest, romantic. Gives her all in a relationship.
3. Every girl's best friend. The one to talk and laugh with, who will listen to problems and dry tears when they fall. Usually described as sweet, kind, caring. An honest friend who will never do anything to hurt someone.
4. A woman who never gives up. Independent and strong-willed, she knows what she wants and goes after it. Usually described as strong-willed, opinionated, independent. Nothing holds her back from achieving her dreams.
5. A woman who keeps her head up through hard times. No matter where life takes her she keeps a smile on her face. Usually described as strong. She learns from life experiences and lets them build her up.
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3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.
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Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Dan: "Yea dude, I heard about the saxophone players in the band. What's the deal?"
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
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