sexausted

The state of exhaustion that occurs after intense intercourse.

Matt: OMG I feel like I just came out my brain. I'm so fucking exhausted right now, you have no idea.

Jenny: No you're not, you're sexausted. See what I did there?

by Matt&Jenny January 9, 2008

Seamus

The hottest guy you will ever meet! He's smart and funny! They tend to be great at sports!

"Hey, did you see Seamus and the game yesterday?"

"Yes! He looked so hot!"

by fortnitelife May 4, 2018

Seamus

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

"I'm a brother Seamus!"

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

seamus moment

when something goes wrong in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment. if you end up losing in any way shape or form in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment.

that's such a seamus moment

by donovan VI March 22, 2022

seamus

a kid has swag, and is mad sexy

Lil B: OMG I HAVE SWAG CALL ME A SEAMUS.

by seamusc2014 June 30, 2011

Seamus

Seamus is a wonderful outgoing guy who is willing to make anyone and everyone happy. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will ever see, and is a wonderful person. He may not see it but others really do. He is also really funny so you can always count on him to make you laugh, he doesn’t realize it but a lot of people really care about him. If you come across a Seamus in your life consider yourself lucky not many people you come across are as genuine, nice, handsome, and selfless then a Seamus! If you meet a Seamus, never let him go!

Hey did you meet that guy Seamus?

Yes! He is the best person I have ever met!

by Heavvvvennn April 3, 2019