sex on the beach
sex on the beach by theroot32 March 29, 2004
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Sex on the beach by Savvy May 20, 2004
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Sex on the beach by Jamdalu September 30, 2020
Sex-On-the-Beach
<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."
Sex-On-the-Beach by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011
Sex on the beach rule 1
Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
Sex on the beach rule 1 by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011
virgin sex on the beach
1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
virgin sex on the beach by Raccha January 14, 2005
Hot Sex on the Beach
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
Hot Sex on the Beach by Dark One August 10, 2003