by Remz98 December 14, 2019

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021

a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.
go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.
by killern838 October 29, 2018

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.
by Ecluxe October 8, 2023

Term for suicide commonly used in certain social media platforms (e.g. YouTube) to circumvent demonetization or profanity filters
by Reycko July 29, 2025

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019
