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Sewanee

The most amazing place on earth! A college on top of montain in Tenn. Everyone is friendly and great. Tuff school work but the parties make up for it by leaps and bounds.
He must go to Sewanee! He is a good person who can drink more and study harder.
by Sewanee Lover May 13, 2005
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Sewanee Dog

A Sewanee Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.

The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.

The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.

They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.

Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
Male Student #1: Buzz's girlfriend, woof!

MS #2: That's a Sewanee Dog.
by Sewanee Zoologist Society December 13, 2009
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Sewanee

Formally known as the University of the South, it is the greatest college on the planet. It is viewed negatively by those who were too stupid to get accepted.
Guy 1: Gosh, I hate this preppy, alcoholic loser that goes to Sewanee.

Guy 2: Where do you go?

Guy 1: Mississippi State.
by JHGIII July 19, 2006
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Sewage Fruit

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon
by Lord Sockington December 24, 2009
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Hispanic Sewage Diver

When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.
When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.
by Rodman Randy May 22, 2006
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Swaced

Belligerent swagger while wasted. In this state, one is Sauced and wasted One becomes Swaced. While Swaced one begins to fart on the dancefloor and tries to pickup women. A Swaced person is typically a hot drunken mess
Did you see that guy, he just pissed on someone shoes in the bathroom, man he's totally Swaced.

Ewww that guy just tried to get my number and crop dusted me while I was dancing, he so Swaced.

That Swaced guy just ate and drank everything at our table and took the waitress money, unbelievable.
by JohnnyBravvvo September 17, 2016
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Sewage Swap

Sucking the the semen out of one asshole and spitting it into another.
Lincoln can perform a sewage swap on up to four men at the same time, he is so talented
by Cumpire October 30, 2023
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