Stevening

Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.

"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."

"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".

by Thrumumummer November 12, 2010

Semening

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by semening September 7, 2008

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

Swenning

The act of finding a girl, fucking their brains out, and then ignoring them after you've got what you wanted.

1. Damn! That bitch got a good swenning last night, right Swen? 2. I'ma swen that bitch!

by BigMig & Lexus Hammer November 15, 2006

seveninscortion up

Something that is said during a call of duty match. Usally meanig "your fucked", "kill the noobs", "get the fuck out of there".

COD: seveninscortion up!

Nerdy boy: Oh shit, we are being rushed.

by pcboy21 February 15, 2010

Selvening

To be certain of yourself in an uncertain way. In other words A form of insanity that is only gained momentarily

Don't worry about him he's just selvening right now!

I couldn't even imagine selvening!

by Gremlinz0_0 April 8, 2023

Slevening A Head Clean Off

When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.

Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!

by Ben Greenberg & Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006