Sephiroth

that one guy everyone falls for
he will call you a twink for fun

Sephiroth: "Hello, Twink."
Me: "OMG SEPHIROTH IS SO HOT AHSUHFYGFEGGYW!"

by sephiroth's biggest fan February 13, 2021

sepulchritude

1. (n.) an insanely destructive and/or deadly display of physical attractiveness. Formed by combining 'sepulcher' and 'pulchritude.'

Variant: sepulchritudinous (adj.)

In an act of supreme sepulchritude, he blinded his adversaries with a flash of his pearly whites. Across the world orthodontists wept with joy that such sublime teeth might usher in an era of peace.

by vozbox July 25, 2010

Sepuku

A ritual suicide practiced by samurai in Japan, usually because he has brought shame and dishonor to himself. This might have resulted from failing to protect his master, or otherwise breaking the code of bushido, "the way of the warrior". The soon-to-be-deceased kneels with a short sword in both hands, and disembowels himself. Immediately after this, the sepuku assisant, known as the kaishakunin or "second", beheads the person with a sword. The ritual goes into great detail about washing and dressing, last words, etc.

The disgraced samurai was asked to commit sepuku by his superiors.

by midget_rodeo September 13, 2008

sephoragasm

The blissful euphoria one experiences upon entering a Sephora store.

Katie: OMG! I went makeup shopping yesterday, and when I saw Dior's new spring colors, I totally had a sephoragasm.

by cage_fighter March 6, 2005

Safer Sephiroth

Sephiroth but more dangerous.

I think "Safer Sephiroth" might be a mistranslation.

by 398YY February 5, 2010

sepulchre

burial chamber: a chamber that is used as a grave

King Tut's sepulchre was huuuuuge.

by eye April 25, 2006

Sephirothed

Verb, past tense.
To be completly pwned, especially by a 1337 player or a boss in a video game. A more direct translation would be "To experience a death or defeat so horrible that not even a Phoenix Down can bring you back to life."

"Don't fight me unless you want to get sephirothed."

"Dude! Aerith just got so sephirothed!"

by Psychosis Poet November 23, 2004