The Sentence

A common method of punishment in years past. To write The Sentence was dreaded by loud-mouthed students from public and private schools alike.

The Sentence reads as follows:

"It has been brought to my immediate attention that I have not done as I have been repeatedly requested to do: that I not talk, pester, tease, bother, be rude, or otherwise inhibit the learning opportunities of my fellow classmates; in the future, i will endeavor to comply with these requests with as much courtesy and speed as is humanly possible."

The Sentence is grammatically correct.

Student: *says something ignorant*
Teacher: "That's four of The Sentence, or it'll be 50 lashes with a wet spaghetti noodle."

by DankHillSellsCocaine October 5, 2018

sentence

1. A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb.

2. An authoritative decision; a judicial judgment or decree, esp. the judicial determination of the punishment to be inflicted on a convicted criminal.

1. I made a definition of urbandictionary.

2. You are sentenced to jail for 3 years

by jonnywoot September 12, 2007

sentence

1. A group of words that form a complete, coherent thought.
2. A young spanish person.

1. This is a complete sentence.
2. Hes either a sentence or a paragraph, cause hes not quite an essay

by kittyboy October 19, 2007

Sentencely

To use a word or phrase in virtually every sentence.

That Ben!! He says "y'know" on a sentencely basis!

by jojomodjo July 21, 2009

Sentence

Sentence

This is a sentence.

by not a random person May 8, 2021

Sentence!

A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')

Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"

Person B - "Sentence!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

sentencing

When you're high. Plus words.

The act of making coherent sentences

"blah blah durrrrhjjkkk....I'm so high. Sentencing is hard" - james

by surrahhh<3 July 29, 2016