Sematary

That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.

My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.

by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

Sematary

greasy chainsmoker with W hair. his music goes fucking hard, haughhhh. true religion everything and american flags everywhere. also guns, knives, baseball bats, and box cutters. we dont dial 911.

-you listen to sematary?
-aughhhhhh

by ikuluvmefym March 24, 2023

sematary

greasy white guy who makes edgy music, part of haunted mound

sematary: haughhhhh

me: shut the fuck up

by TakenHandle867 April 30, 2023

sematary

Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.

sematary grave man hackledown on em.

by oinklonki0u79 October 6, 2021

sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

Semetarian

A person who claims to not partake in the indulgence of any animal products, but still swallows cum. Like the term pescatarian, which combines the the Italian word for fish with vegetarian, Semetarian combines the the Italian word for semen with vegetarian.

I don't eat meat, or wear leather, but I do swallow jizz, therefore I am a Semetarian.

by wpeterson March 28, 2011