seman shake

When a guy is kind enough to make a nice vanilla milkshake for his girl, and jerks off in the ingredients before putting it in the mixer.

She said she wanted her milkshake to have a sweet and salty taste, like a candy bar, so I made her a seman shake.

by siciliansal September 30, 2013

seman drinker

A person who drinks their own seman

Bob was so turned on he became a seman drinker.

by Tifffff November 26, 2017

Seman septic

A guy who takes many "loads" orally or anal and holds them inside themselves.

Jordan: "man I've been feeling really sick this week"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"

by Knoxxturnal September 30, 2021

osama bin seman

The vaginal terrorist, on 69-11 he took down 2 chicks

Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer

by Osama Bin Seman December 25, 2015

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

Chugging a gallon of gorilla seman

a little boy falling into a gorilla pen and the guards not shooting the gorilla and wait to see what happens

it’s a gorilla , it’s a boy and it about to chugging a gallon of gorilla seman

by Dhrjsncr October 31, 2018

cum guzzling seman demon

A woman who swallows too much semen

Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon

by Jd_izagod September 19, 2016