Selfslut

A female chronic, compulsive masturbater.

She's a selfslut, that's 6 times today and she's just getting started.

by JBIT March 2, 2008

Selflix

A selfish person who constantly recommends Netflix series to others, but never takes their recommendations.

I’ve watched 5 series recommended by Dan, but he’s never watched any of my recommendations; he’s such a selflix.

by @DubaiDadJokes July 8, 2020

selulotape

the word that Mac computers want to correct 'sellotape' to, despite the fact that 'selulotape' doesn't actually appear in the Mac dictionary.

It would seem a programmer added the word 'lul' in there, literally, for the luls.

mac programmer: i did it for the selulotapes

by winabagel August 7, 2010

Fuck-sexful Hair

Having a messy, disheveled, looking head of hair, leading to the impression that you are successful in bed.

Geez Rasputin, you have fuck-sexful hair today. How was your night?

by ttmess June 29, 2011

Selfless Act

An act devoted to others' welfare or interests and not one's own. A self sacrificing act, that benefits others... performed by a truly selfless person. At a time when people need it most!

Person 1 - "My friends are living their lives too dangerously. Booze, drugs... Someone needs to show them it's not a sustainable lifestyle"

Person 2 - "What we need is a selfless act... They just need to see that you can die from living that lifestyle. Looks like it is up to me!"

(Person 2 has a near death experience after jumping off a balcony. person 2 survives with some lasting injuries. But due to that selfless act. His friends see the error in their ways, and change their lifestyles)

by onemanoneact February 24, 2010

Selflike

(verb) Updating a status on your Facebook page and liking it immediately afterward.

"My friend just updated their Facebook status and selfliked it. What a loser."

by confuseddaily April 17, 2010

Selfliker

Someone who likes all their own comments, videos, links, posts, etc... on Facebook. Can be done either sarcastically or narcissisticly depending on the situation.

Eric Glen Meyer is such a selfliker, he even wrote this post on urban dictionary and liked it on Facebook (who invented the word Like). Eric also wrote Like jokes into a live singing play. They were hilarious, everyone "liked" them in real life.

by Pseudonius Rex December 8, 2011