Selfishism

The belief that, although you think socialism is evil and wrong, it's okay with it when it benefits you personally.

You'll take advantage of any socialist programs and claim disability benefits, unemployment benefits, or old age government pensions for yourself, all while complaining about everyone else who does the same.

Alice: That person kept posting about how socialism is going to corrupt America, yet now they're posting that Social Security benefits for seniors should be increased.

Bob: That's selfishism for you.

by Alastra June 6, 2021

Selfiestick

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot

It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.

by Kouschik July 16, 2015

sofisticunted

Someone being a sophistcated cunt

"That dude is really sofisticunted"

by Nyzzbyzzle and Cristina September 28, 2013

sofisticated

Da quality of being expert wif yer knuckles.

Now dat handshakes are less common due to co-vid, people are getting more sofisticated at exchanging closed-hand bumps.

by QuacksO March 24, 2021

selfitis

A diseases where an ugly person takes selfies to make themselves feel better

Did you hear..usama suffers from selfitis

by fgyi May 17, 2014

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Selfticle

To tickle your own testicles. When self important people need more self importance, they will tickle them; hence the noun with plural only, selfticles. It derives from the expression "a gadila pe cineva la oua" which mot-a-mot translates "to tickle someone's nuts", meaning "to kiss someone's ass".

Wow, that person is giving himself so much importance, he's got selfticles.

by nuseu December 4, 2019