When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
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When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.
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Get the selfie shadow mug.The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.
If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
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"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
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