by blue_heart December 21, 2020
Get the self-made man mug.A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 12, 2008
Get the Self Made Puerto Rican mug.A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.
Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!
by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018
Get the self made rubicon mug.The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.
by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017
Get the Self-Made Beauty mug.I didn't just make myself I made other people and I did more for that guy with brain damage THAN YOU EVER WILL SAM HARRIS because I LITERALLY made a SUPERIOR BRAIN EXTERNAL TO HIMSELF FOR HIM TO USE INSTEAD OF HIS OWN RETARDED BRAIN. And it's not a gift. It not fucking charity. What do we do about the intelligent guy? How about you try to make a fucking point to him and then act like you're not stealing his shit and fucking fat-cocked retards instead of him? How's that for a fucking plan? How about you play woe is me for the fat cocks and not for thee for guy who changed the course of history?
Hym "You don't get any more self-made than this and I literally am my intelligence. Stop trying to give those pieces of shit some kind of conceptual victory. I'm making myself. I'm making other people. Andrew Tate doesn't know inherently how to be better than Joe Rogan. Todd Phillips isn't the first billion dollar R rated movie writer without my input and neither is fucking Deadpool. Your slut daughter hoovering up money doing dances on TikTok? That isn't her fucking profound intellect doing that for her. I... Am doing that. Those are all just from my 'Banality of Success.' Series. I mean, they didn't even do the fucking AI part correctly. The problems you are having now with fucking data center overheating and fucking raising electricity bills in the city? All of that would not be happening of they had at least done the fucking blueprint right. Like... It's like being an architect... And then getting shit-canned after you finish the blueprint... And then you drive past the building and it's fucking lopsided and one of the fucking walls is missing. 'They won't get that lucky again' he says. They won't get a green light from the government to steal intellectual property that they did fucking WRONG. But don't mind me. I'll just sit here and milk the excess fluids out of my fucking face. I'll just do that and you can do whatever you do."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2025
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Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
Get the First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire mug.That girl is a self made Princess! She treats herself and spoils herself on the regular but she's from the other side of the tracks. You know.
by Tamu2 April 23, 2023
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