secure the bag

An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.

1. Play your cards right and secure the bag.
2. Be an intern and work full-time hours. That's how you secure the bag.
3. I cut him/her off but I secured the bag.
4. Friend 1: He/she said he/she wants to make it up to me.

Friend 2: There's your chance to secure the bag.

by Luv Cookies July 4, 2017

SECURE THE BAG

Secure The Bag - Simply Means Getting Money!

Yo we need to get this record deal and secure the bag before spending frivalis!

by GAWDKING October 8, 2019

phone seizure

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

by Talljellybean March 12, 2016

jesus seizure

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011

little seizures

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.

Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.

by samsarai February 23, 2011