Jack Searle

A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.

1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"

by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022

Jesse Searle

An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.

Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’

‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’

by George Flord November 9, 2022

kiara searl

Kiara Searl is singlehandedly the most prettiest and most perfect person in the universe! If anyone is friends with a sweet girl named "Kiara Searl" they are truly blessed beyond belief. To be her lover you must be a huge geek who wants to spend all of his spare time with her. That perfectly describes me! I'm extremely lucky to have Kiara Searl in my life. I love you baby.

Person 1: Have you seen Kiara Searl?
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.

by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019

jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

by William Searles November 23, 2013

Zachery James Searle

a Very not Asian, Asian mofo with the biggest bowl cut that Is better than Oliver tree bowlet

What's up Zachery James Searle how is life going Oininoninoninon

by BRONKASARUS April 7, 2022

Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School

Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.

“Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”

by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022