seamen demon

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)

So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!

by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008

seamen sipper

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

by markass May 3, 2006

seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk

When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower

by S && J && G October 19, 2010

seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

Seamen of the South

Crazy crew of Pirates that ravage the fierce land that is central florida. known for such dastardly crimes as rape, pilalging, murder, and hotel fraud. Make annual trips of terror. Many think they are gay. The crew is
Captain Munch
Cannon Balls
The Green Parrot
Douche Beard
Tripod

Dude wtf who are those assholes over there yelling "penis"

Ah its those fags the Seamen of the South

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009

chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016