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Seal

1. when a fat guy bangs a girl and the blubber engulfs her.

AKA Sealing, Getting Sealed and Seal-time.
girl 1 : how was the guy you brought back last night?

girl 2 : im not gonna lie, it was like proper sealing.

EG. I just got sealed big time.
by myadiayollym June 2, 2009
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Seal

when someone has anal sex they get there seal busted and then are now called a seal
That dude is a seal, he got fucked in the ass.

Joey is a rainbow seal.
Chris is a wet seal.
B-seal.
by joeyisarainbowseal May 2, 2009
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Seal

Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.

Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
by Michael Davies the III October 19, 2012
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Seal

The male version of a bird. A treesh. A whore. A slut. Promiscuous. If used to describe a girl , it’s even more of an insult.

“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.

Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.
Tia: girl you fw jay ?
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal

Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap
by LexCee Ca$h December 1, 2020
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Seal

Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.
DUDE LOOK ITS A SEAL
NO WAY BRO
WAIT RUN ITS COMING FOR US!!!
OO CRAP

RKO RKO RKO
by OKBUDDY February 15, 2019
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Seal

Seal is an alias of the legend, Matt Bryant.
Seal is the nickname for Matt Bryant, such as his other nickanmes: Babyface, The Hustler, The Playboy, etc.
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"
by Senor Grande Penja October 18, 2008
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Seal

S,E,A,L. (not to be confused and/or misguided)


a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
"Not everyone can be Seal. Infact you'd have to be a kiss from a rose to be one! If you really want to be Seal, You have to find allagator chomps"
-me

"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto

"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
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