sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

Sea-monkeys

A code word for ejaculated siemen, used for young people

Ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my butt crack!!

Ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!

Thats allot of sea-monkeys

by Butters J November 26, 2009

sea monkey

its a really really hot guy

"look at that sexy sea monkey"
"I wanna jump that sea monkeys bones"
"I wanna wheel that sea monkey"

by Chauncyy January 16, 2007

Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

sea monkey stew

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

by andy fry March 21, 2003

sea monkey stew

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

by Stephanie December 6, 2004