scunthorpe

GREATEST FUCKING TOWN IN ENGLAND , found iron ore and full of decent well being people shame the hull scum and cod heads come down here (mostly druggies and thives) for a cheap thrill with the local whore(who aint from scunny but is from hull she must of gave birth to em all) oh and the odd leauge game with scunny.

on the way down to scunny i passed through a place called hull oh wait no it was the skips behind the hospital full of needles where i saw a hull fan

by james hughes February 9, 2004

scunthorpe

Sly way of saying cunt (s-cunt-horpe) without people knowing that you are indeed, calling them a cunt!

that person over there is blatently from scunthorpe!

by Adam Streeter September 16, 2005

Scunthorpe

1. Awful place in Lincolnshire, but doesn't deserve to be part of that great county. Famed for it's druggys and Brian Laws. Natural habitat of the chav.

Never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, go to Scunthorpe, it's full of Chavs.

by Dene Cropper July 15, 2004

Scunthorpe

Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.

I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.

by DaveIII November 5, 2003

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe is a large drug den in North Lincolnshire, England. It is the administrative centre of the North Lincolnshire unitary prostitute centre, and had an estimated total 82,334 sex workers according to the 2016 census. A predominantly chav town, Scunthorpe, the United Kingdom's largest weed processing centre, is also known as the "Grass Garden Town". It is the third largest settlement for dominatrixs in Lincolnshire, after Lincoln and Grimsby. The Member of Parliament for Scunthorpe is also in support of drugs, prostitution and slavery.

I got the best shag of a chav in scunthorpe last week, got me high af.

by penisenlarger69 October 26, 2018

Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021

Scunthorpe

A shit hole full of inbreds who's football team has a shit ground.

In Hull's KC shadow.

Why have we got loads of injuries.
The ref was biassed.
We're so hard done by.
Moan, moan, fucking moan.

by Tigershark760 January 16, 2004