Pendles1969's definitions

Scunthorpe pebbles

A mans very tight, hard testicles which resemble the feel of pebbles on a cold Scunthorpe beach.

Having left the sea…”my god it’s so cold in there they’ve turned into Scunthorpe pebbles”

by Pendles1969 September 25, 2021

Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021