Scunthorpe pebbles

A mans very tight, hard testicles which resemble the feel of pebbles on a cold Scunthorpe beach.
Having left the sea…”my god it’s so cold in there they’ve turned into Scunthorpe pebbles
by Pendles1969 September 25, 2021
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Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.
By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!
by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021
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