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Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.
If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.
by broosky333 February 25, 2009
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Scrotchies

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment
by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011
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schoochie

A cross between a skank and a hoochie... Much worse than both.
She slept with your ex-boyfriend?... Oh she is such a schoochie!
by Brittany P. December 14, 2007
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Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.
Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?
by SnortyG November 4, 2009
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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".
when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.
by Jamoca May 5, 2003
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Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.
"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."
by NineSix February 23, 2010
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Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
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