The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

scrutiny

to inspect with great detail

theres a tiny scar on the right side of her upper thigh righ next to her... yea she may not want me to say that

by Da CattZ March 22, 2003

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

Scouting

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.

"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."

by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

scrating

Of Ilkeston origin when someone is upset or crying, usually used in a negative, offensive, uncaring way

"Stop scrating"/"Your always scrating"/

by tmw January 24, 2005