scrum

A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.

The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.

scrum by CARL MONEY May 10, 2006

scrum

1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.

"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"
"fuck yeah man!!!"

scrum by Tator2424 April 14, 2008

Scrum

1) The title of a Shovelhead album (Connecticut, USA)
2) Raym-Co term for gross, cummy-type substance (Plainville, CT 06062)
3) A framework for developing, delivering, and sustaining products in a complex environment, with an initial emphasis on software development, although it has been used in other fields including research, sales, marketing and advanced technologies

Man, Dougie Doozer put too much scrum sauce on his cream chipped beef sandwich and had to make hot brown rain all over the dang exhume flume until Mobin finally made it out of the spaghetti house with Hippy Joel's mystical root dust.

Scrum by Sol I said January 14, 2022

scrum

Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.

-Dude, why do the scrum always have to be on our team?
-Omg, this guy is the lowest form of scrum, he couldnt even kill me when I was in last stand.
-We are going to have to back out, this room has no scrum what so ever.
-Get throwing knifed worthless scrumlord!
-The early morning scrum are out to get destroyed.

scrum by Sticky Bone February 28, 2010

Scrum

When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.

"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"

Scrum by taylorbot October 19, 2008

scrum

A noun used to describe a person who scrapes every last crumb off of a plate. Also describes a person who eats other people’s leftovers.
Scrum = crumb scraper, or scraper of crumbs

*to friend eating the crumbs off your plate*
“Stop being such a scrum!"

scrum by SarMyName December 10, 2017

scrum

Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.

Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.

scrum by Bill Smith January 31, 2005