Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004

scruffle

Basically a scuffle (a short, confused fight) between dogs. Known as a "scruffle" because dogs often fight / play by grabbing each other's scruff.

"Dude I thought they were playing, then suddenly Emma got serious and got in a scruffle with Pip. I've never seen this happen."

"Shit man; it's all good. Pip is thick, he'll be good."

by MasterRooshi June 21, 2019

Scruffle

V. To put one's penis into something and then return the item back to its original position.

"Damn Jay, did you scruffle my pillow again?"

"Yes Krotch, but at least I put it back..."

by Krizzotch May 1, 2008

Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.

James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.

by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"

Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019

Mr. Scruffles

A stuffed bunny that lives in my room...

Mr. SCRUFFLES!!!! I told you not to look at me while im jacking off!

by Can 0 S0up October 4, 2008