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bum scruffler

max is a fat bum scruffler
by max4689 January 10, 2022
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Scrufulous

Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.

- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist

If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"

Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"

Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
by Sveiks November 8, 2009
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scruffly abyss

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"
Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss
by Dcon12376987 August 15, 2008
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scruffo

Italian slang for dishonerable,liar/cheat
You have a face of a scruffo.
Faccia de scruffo.
by jamboots July 28, 2009
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Scruffleberry

1. A scruffle between two puss bags.
2. A fight two wusses get in.
Dude did you hear about that scruffleberry the other day?

Erick and Alex got into a bigtime scruffleberry.
by ScuttleBerry June 3, 2010
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Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"
Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*
by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019
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Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.
Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.
by George Littlebear July 3, 2006
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