skrtified

A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.

Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.

by avasays July 31, 2017

Scrubified

When you get epicly pwnd in a videogame by an MLG Pro.

John: "Man I got scrubified my these MLG Pros."

MLG Pro: "You sure did 'scrub'!"

by CausticLeech February 15, 2012

Spotified

To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.

"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."

by J'Roam January 5, 2012

Spotified

Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.

Yo dude yo momma spotified her panties. Where's my tin foil hat?

by Tinfoil hat July 12, 2016

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

A big slimy booger!

The patient's congestion was a result of suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

by SuperSoulBrotherSpaceman December 5, 2003

Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.

Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.

by Imperfectly perfect disaster July 9, 2019

stratified

What that stack of pancakes looks like.

Man, that stack of rocks sure is stratified.

by Lou December 9, 2003